1. Shotgun: Pump-action, ala Arnie in T2
2. Chainsaw Arm: Must chop off own hand beforehand
3. Electric Carving Knife: The sound by itself is horrifying
4. Nail Gun: Spiders beware!
5. Machete: Courtesy of Mr Voorhees
6. Baseball Bat: Aliens beware!
7. Molotov Cocktail: A staple of any good night out on the zombie town
8. Pistol with Silver Bullets: Werecreatures beware!
9. Samurai Sword: Cleaving heads since year dot
10. Pneumatic Drill: For the…you know…mess
Please email me with any other chillingly chuckling weapons of choice!